Every now and again you come across ads that people post that make you feel so strangely normal. This is a shout out to such thingies, which always brings an effortless entertainment value.
Sometimes Craigslist ads just crack me up, like this precious gem. They’re hiring people to play hurt locker with themselves for $18-$25 bucks/per hour. Uh, I think I can make more as a Mc’Donald’s manager w/o the possibility of becoming a paraplegic. I know times are difficult but seriously, you’re not expendable.
What they should of written was: do you enjoy games of Russian roulette? For $18-$25 an hour you can play it not on your own, but with a specially trained German shepard as your co-worker. Now both of you could be blown to smithereens, we’re pretty sure your life insurance agent is going to have a fun one with that lol!
You might as well be one of those sewer spelunkers in a hazmat suit than doing this crazy shit.