This is a second dream I’ve had in quite some time.
Ordinarily I don’t dream, and if/when I do, it’s a very badly stitched series of meaningless imagery that’s forgettable, maybe embarassing or weird, and both.
I was in Holstein Park, where I once lived just across the street on Palmer street in Bucktown. There’s a strange mist thick in the air, and it looks like Michael Jackson might just come out looking like a zombie and screaming ‘Thriller’. I’m in some fancy schmancy pajama’s, the old fart kind like Hugh Hefner might sport.
A middle aged couple nearby are walking their pomeranian when it starts yapping and breaks off its leash, then comes charging straight at me. “Come on!” I blurted. It leaps into the air and clamps its evil little snout on my arm. I began crying out in agony like it’s the most horrible pain I’ve ever endured. Not half as bad as doing my taxes.I finger jab it then flick it off, kicking it into the air and it lands in a dumpster nearby, leaps out and attacks me again.The lady is screaming ‘yeah! hell yeah! Go tear that asian ass up!’ and the husband is laughing and gives a evil sneer ‘tear his balls off!’. I pull out a katana and then, dramatically make a deft stroke, and blood splattered against the tree nearest me. The woman is sobbing and the husband, all riled up takes out some brass knuckles and an uzi. The woman busts out a pair of sai’s and they attack me. This Ned Flanders looking fool starts spraying bullets and I shout ‘no’ lifting my hands the bullets stop in mid-air. The husband shouts ‘this bastard just Neo’d me!’ then I flung my sword and it impaled him, straight through the neck. The woman came charging and attack and I sliced her arms off with a pink light-saber. It wasn’t mine, but my super heroine girlfriend space princess. This lady is sobbing and profusely crying and won’t stop, even after smacking her repeatedly. Even after she says she’s alright and will be fine. ‘Wake up lady!!! Snap out of it!” I keep it up but she refuses to cease and desist, making me angrier than I ought to be.