I’ve had a rather obnoxious neighbor above my flat move in over the summer of 2018, so loud that they sound as though they’re going to burst through the ceiling at any moment. Some youngish couple with two kids, the father is a young hispanic male and the mother a white girl. Obviously disruptive and shattering the tranquility of my dojo. I’ve cited numerous complaints to the building management, because on top of this the guy has parties on the back porch from 2AM to 6ish talking heatedly among friends like it’s group therapy despite the cold weather…including heated arguments that sounds like something you’d expect to hear on a episode of Dr. Phil. I’ve since brought this to their attention since day one , continuing to file these complaint letters until the building management guy got that I was serious and not backing down, same with the above tenants. I’m starting to suspect that my neighbors are actually vampires or out of work assassins, take your pick.
I’m not the complainer type, but these crazy kids haven’t the slightest shred of courtesy and respect treating the entirety of this tenement as a frat house. I can hear their voices and conversation snatches resonating in the interior of my bedroom like they’re profession ventriloquists. Now that this is happening you’re messing with my princely beauty sleep, and homey don’t play that.
I thought about enacting my revenge, maybe order twenty pizza’s to their unit in the middle of the night but the thought fled my mind. I’m far too much of a very private gentleman for such lowly, immature, ridiculous pettiness hehe….or am I!?