Inexpressible

I'm trying to up my game while it's still technically winter, time is always against me. I do quite a bit of pushups, 30 perfect ones in a row either before or after sleep. Just 10 alone perks me up in the morning. I intensify my workout, when and however often that I am able to optimize it. I do need to absorb a great deal of chamomile to try and attain a more consistent REM sleep. With all the screen exposure this can negate that, that and city living of course. How I long to live in North Carolina already, where I can sleep to the sounds of rhythmic insects instead of loud neighbors, car crashes, arguments outside my window and police sirens shattering my princely rest. If we were living in Westeros these dregs of society would be rounded up and brought before my Iron throne where I . . .

Kondo 近藤 麻理恵 ジーンズ GIF from Kondo GIFsFolding jeans the ordinary way? BORRRIIINNNGGGGGGG.....Now we're all turning Japanesey and it's easy, here's the animated gif to show you the Kondo method of doing it with class, style, and a bit of panache.When I was a kid, I used to watch lotsa Godzilla films, like all of them. In them, Japanese military would continuously assault the King of Monsters and these very cutesy Japanese girls were flying jets dropping bombs on him, tickling him. I used to crush on these girls, they were the only gals on tv who at the time who were asian and quite cute in uniform daintily dropping missiles and bombs with such passion and dutiful enthusiasm. Marie Kondo reminded me of one of these living anime characters, overly animated and seemingly high on some . . .